>TONS OF GORGEOUS MEN
>SWORD FIGHTS
>LACK OF GRAVITY
>MORE GORGEOUS MEN
>TONS OF FEELS FOR SAID GORGEOUS MEN
>AND THEN YOU DIE OF FEELS
>AND WOW YOU CAN SHIP EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE PRETTY MUCH
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back at your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly. He isn’t me. But if he stopped sitting on his lazy fucking ass and got off it.
He could wield 6 swords like he’s me.
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
You’re under a Sakura tree with the man your man could fight like.
What’s in your hand,
Back at me.
I have it.
Who the fuck needs an oyster with two tickets to the thing you love when you have me?
Look again.
I’m half naked.
Anything is possible when your man can wield 6 swords and put his guns on, you see?
I’m on a horse.
/DEAD.
(Source: tsunofabitch)
